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6/30/10

Auto Repairs

OOPS!


Subject: [GCFL.net] Auto Repairs

Auto Repairs

An auto mechanic received a repair order that said to check
for a clunking noise when going around corners.

He took the car out for a test drive and made two right
turns, each time hearing a loud clunk.

Back at the shop, he returned the car to the service manager
with this note: "Removed bowling ball from trunk."

6/25/10

Response to Purple Nails

Yesterday I published a blog on www.magnusonhouse.com about my latest adventures to the Nail Spa.  My good friend Anita sent me this youtube video.  It is sooooo very true!

6/19/10

Photos Taken at Just the Right Angle

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LIVE your life at its fullest

LAUGH at all the things that don't matter

LOVE with all that you have and more

6/17/10

Myth Busters

Myth Busters has become a staple in our home ever since Mark's cousin, Daniel, introduced him to it in 2007.  Last night Myth Busters aired their top 25 favorite "myths." We ended up "tivo'ing" it and watched it tonight. One of the myth's dealt with can you create fire from a fart.  Well, the below youtube video shows Adam finding that answer.  Enjoy:

6/7/10

Sometimes it just doesn't pay to be honest.

Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, everyone else in the class laughed.

My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other children. So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.

I told her, "Colonel Sanders".

Guess where I am now...???



5/29/10

[GCFL.net] Mailing a Bible


Subject: [GCFL.net] Mailing a Bible

Mailing a Bible

There was a very gracious lady who was mailing an old family
Bible to her brother in another part of the country.

"Is there anything breakable in here?" asked the postal
clerk.

"Only the Ten Commandments," answered the lady.






--
Holly Magnuson
www.magnusonhouse.com
www.facebook.com/hollymag
www.twitter.com/hollymag321

5/26/10

Interesting Facts


Subject: [GCFL.net] Interesting Facts

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Interesting Facts

1. Debra Winger was the voice of E.T.

2. Pearls melt in vinegar.

3. The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro,
Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.

4. It's possible to lead a cow upstairs, but not downstairs.

5. Humans are the only primates that don't have pigment in
the palms of their hands.

6. Ten percent of the Russian government's income comes from
the sale of vodka.

7. The sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy
dog" uses every letter in the alphabet. (Developed by
Western Union to test telex/two communications.)

8. The only 15-letter word that can be spelled without
repeating a letter is "uncopyrightable."

9. "Stewardesses" is the longest word that is typed with
only the left hand.

10. No word in the English language rhymes with month,
orange, silver, or purple.

11. A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

12. The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from
the days of yore when the engines were pulled by horses. The
horses were stabled on the ground floor and figured out how
to walk up straight staircases.

13. The airplane Buddy Holly died in was the "American Pie"
(thus the name of the Don McLean song).

14. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

15. Clans of long ago that wanted to get rid of their
unwanted people without killing them used to burn their
houses down - hence the expression "to get fired."

16. Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence
on July 4th, 1776: John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of
the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't
added until five years later.

17. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

18. The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen
seconds.

19. The name "Jeep" came from the abbreviation used in the
army for the "General Purpose" vehicle, G.P.

20. The highest point in Pennsylvania is lower than the
lowest point in Colorado.

21. Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.

22. If you have three quarters, four dimes, and four
pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of
money in coins without being able to make change for a
dollar.

23. All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck
on 4:20.

24. The only two days of the year in which there are no
professional sports games (MLB, NBA, NHL, or NFL) are the
day before and the day after the Major League All-Star Game.

25. Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or
older.

26. The mask used by Michael Myers in the original
"Halloween" was actually a Captain Kirk mask painted white.

27. If you put a raisin in a glass of champagne, it will
keep floating to the top and sinking to the bottom.

28. Snails can sleep for three years without eating.

29. Actor Tommy Lee Jones and Vice President Al Gore were
freshman roommates at Harvard.

30. The fingerprints of koala bears are virtually
indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they
could be confused at a crime scene.

31. Any month that begins on a Sunday will always have a
Friday the 13th.

32. James Doohan, who played Lt. Commander Montgomery Scott
on Star Trek, was missing the entire middle finger of his
right hand.

33. The Eisenhower interstate system requires that one mile
in every five must be straight. These straight sections are
usable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies.

34. There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.